Sad Yet Creepy

This friend of mine gave her business card to the guy who works in her building cafeteria (since he asked for it) and she got the following email from him. (names withheld)

Oh and by the way I'm going to write a song about it, since it makes me sad, AND gives me the creeps. Chorus "the bacon is getting brown" Ok it still needs work, but I think there's an 'I'm on fire' vibe here.


How was your weekend? I guess you are getting ready to go home for
thanksgiving. Be careful. Hey, I found out who you really are, you are an
angle that God sent to beauty the earth , right? I bet I can tell your
personality traits, tell me if I am wrong on any one of them, would you. I
think you are: Very honest but little bit reserved
Very trusting, you trust people , until they prove otherwise Thinker more
than a talker Messy apartment ( just kidding, ha,ha,ha) Very trustworthy,
If you tell a lie, even a white lie, you think about it for days Sometimes
you wish you could express yourself little bit more You do think at least
once a day , I wish I had said that , I should have said that
You are very private, you do enjoy quiet times, where you think stuff
through without being bothered you do wish you could read more often You are
the same person inside and out I hope I am not boring you. I pride myself
for being able to tell a person's character by talking to them just 2
minutes. I guess I am one of those people that the first impression is very
important. Believe it or not I only have been wrong just one time. Why am I
telling you all this? Because I share all the same traits( except being
beautiful , of course). I think we can make great friends, no, extra
ordinary friends. Wouldn't you like to have a friendship where you are
totally free to express yourself, ask any questions, discuss anything,
without being scared that somebody might judge you or have a wrong
impression. Somebody that you can always count on to be 100% honest and have your best interest at heart without any agenda of their own. Somebody that really cares. ... Ok I
have to go back to work. By the way I work for name withheld as a telecommunication
engineer in the afternoons. (I haven't let anybody else know). My email:
namewithheld@namewithheld.com.. And please do not ever hesitate to ask ANY questions,
I will give you 100% honest answer, I have tremendous respect for you to do
otherwise. Take care , hope to see you soon!! The bacon is getting brown!!!>